Women Think About Sex At Work 34 Times A Day

Daily Record UK ^ | 2/13/08 | Natalie Walker

[elkfersupper]

The women in my workplace think about food 175,000 times per day.

Not only is the day centered around breakfast and lunch, but they bring their own snacks and eat all day every day

We apparently have an affirmative action program for fat chicks.

[NutCrackerBoy]

More than one in three single women confessed to having someone they can call for no-strings-attached sex. -Alistair Shrimpton

All they need is a guy friend who's a little bit dumb. I don't think it works as well the other way.

[blackdog]

Now I know why women never stay on task.

[blackdog]

Now I know why women never stay on task.

[xcamel]

Dont walk.. RUN away from that place. No man is cannon fodder for the frustrated PMS pool..

[mass55th]

I wonder if he's related to the 60's British model, Jean Shrimpton:

Now I'm aging myself.

[MacDorcha]

“None for me, thanks. I’m British.”

[ShadowDancer]

We apparently have an affirmative action program for fat chicks.

Patiently waiting for the pic of yourself to show how 'hot' you are. ROTFL

[donna]

True love!

[ShadowDancer]

Could you possibly be more ambiguous?

[Revolting cat!]

On the other hand, men think about sex once!

[donna]

The best kind, LOL.

[NonValueAdded]

That works out at the equivalent of once every 14 minutes [for women].

OTOH, I've often heard the stat that males think about sex every 9 seconds. Come on, ladies, catch up!!!

[notdownwidems]

Women Think About Sex At Work 34 Times A Day And men think about sex at work 34 x 10 9th times a day!

[donna]

LOL! I wasn’t trying to be ambiguous. I’m just guessing that these women are not really thinking about sex. Instead they are dreaming about all the things that lead up to sex. The wooing and romance that comes when a man loves a woman and wants more than sex.

[JoanVarga]

Heh. Great song. Now I’ve got an earworm. Thanks.

No idea why it double-posted up there. Huh...

[Paco]

Now that’s funny...HA!

[seoul62]

David Beckham - underwear ad - very nice - gorgeous body./Just Asking - seoul62......

[BigIsleGal]

More likely they are thinking about romance.

Sadly, I believe you are correct.
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Speak for yourselves...

;)

[Antonello]

And how many times a day do they fantasize about filing sexual harrassment claims? I won’t even speak to a female at my place of employment unless it’s a direct answer to a request or question and that’s it. The latest where I work is that a woman files a complaint because a male worker was speaking or acting inappropriately toward another female and it offends her even though she was not even in the conversation or was even close enough to hear it.

OTOH, in my office I've been known to walk up to a newly hired female co-worker's cube and ask her "Mind if I crawl around under your desk for a while?", and stand around outside the breakroom thumbing through a magazine and exclaiming "Wow, nice rack!".

Sexual harassment? Naw, I'm an I.T. geek.