I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM
(From the musical, "Barack Obama Superstar")
Tune: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"
I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.
I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.
But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.
Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.
But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.
Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look! He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so!
So help me, the documentary images of German women indulging in orgasmic swoons before Der Fuhrer remind me of the current unthinking and unreasoning fawning over Barack Hussein Obama. Not that the two men are similar, they are of course hugely different, but the reaction to them by their faithful following is eerily alike. They spout gaseous platitudes and their flocks just faint away or click their heels.
Women fell for Hitler, too.
Geez, Obama is okay looking, but definitely no Brad Pitt!
Almost gives me second thoughts about suffrage...
I hate to do this, but this is a big BLAME BUSH Moment. we’ve had no vocal inspiration from a leader for eight years..people are hungry for it.
Electing a President based on “FEELINGS”, not “THOUGHT”, makes me cringe in horror!!