Spam At Heart Of South Pacific Obesity Crisis

The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 2-11-2008 | Nick Squires

[ElkGroveDan]

Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

[Graybeard58]

I have a sister and b-i-l who love to eat spam, other than that they are normal.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Has this genius ever seen a Samoan?

[Sun]

I don’t eat ANY Hormel products, anyway. I boycott the products of liberal activists.

[billorites]

Damn.

Just booked my sex holiday in Tonga and turns out they're all fatties.

I feel so stupid.

[Sun]

Armour TREET is much better than Spam. Try it.

[Rudder]

No more flapping the mutton for you, buster.

[eleni121]

SPAM comes nearest to tasting like human flesh—an islander pasttime in years past.

[edcoil]

I guess government handouts and not working.

[mtbopfuyn]

The Spam website is, well, scary.

http://spam.com/

[coconutt2000]

If you’ve seen how expensive SPAM is, you’d realize that the headline is contrived.

[Paleo Conservative]

Don’t sign up for their email list.

[squidly]

Ain’t none of y’all who’ve lived ‘til you’ve had a fried spam sandwich on a hamburger bun.

[cripplecreek]

We’ll all live together in spam harmony.

[yarddog]

I remember Nikita Krhuschev (I have no idea how to spell that name) said he would have starved to death during WWII if it had not been for Spam.

[PAR35]

If you’ve seen how expensive SPAM is, you’d realize that the headline is contrived.

Perhaps I should donate my Y2K supply. I think I also have a bag or two of rice around.

[billorites]

"No more flapping the mutton for you..."

Ah, so that's what the kids call it these days.

[rdl6989]

I always thought spam and treet were about the same thing.

[coconutt2000]

Just booked my sex holiday in Tonga and turns out they're all fatties.

Miss Tonga, who is also now Miss South Pacific. Might want to rethink trusting this article... ;-)