Two farmers met at a crossroad.
1 How are you doing Cyress?
2 Fine, how about yourself Ephriam?
1 Good, Good, but I got trouble with the youngsters, they park amongst the corn and toss out beer cans, condoms, chewing gum wrappers....they are ruining the crop!
2 Thats a shame
1 hows the wheat?
2 %^&ked flat!
LOL