Willard..Millard..Mitt...
Find a name that fits ;0)
Willard is preferable Damian, or Augustus or Oliver.
“Augie Romney?” I recall WC Fields was introduced to a fellow named Augustus Auglebee, he went by the nickname “Aug”. Hi there! he declared. Aug Auglebee.
Fields replied: “Aug Auglebee?... sounds like a bubble in a bathtub...” ;0)
What are some other lousy first names?
Based on your tagline I’d say you have gas on the brain.