“My friends and I used to call the principals home at 5AM and say Hi, my name is [chosen target of the week], are we having school today?”
Ahhh...the days prior to *69 were much more fun weren’t they?
“Ahhh...the days prior to *69 were much more fun werent they?”
I had unlimited long distance for a while and my 12 year old would call New England diners asking if they served grits. The responses of “what’s a grit” were pretty funny.
Then there was the time he called a McDonald’s and got the person who answered to ask the manager how much a Whopper cost.