If Americans continue on their baffling, breakneck tear toward Socialism and we end up with some limp-wristed Leftist pacifist in the Oval Office one day ((((shudder)))) and with the accompanying drawdown of our military forces that such an awful turn of events would bring, our British Friends may decide that the time is at hand to reverse "that bit of unpleasant business of the late 1700's " and to retake Her colonies. Although our Home Defense Forces would surely spring into action and repel such an invasion, certain beach-heads may prove tenacious, and we may be subjected to such indignities on our shores as Jellied Eel stands.
London
Brighton Pier