Hillary Clinton reveals personal anguish over Lewinsky saga (Mega barf alert)

breitbart.com ^ | January 18, 2008 | AFP

[AD from SpringBay]

She’ll be squalling all the way to the White House; whenever she needs a lift in the polls. The question is, will the democrats be intelligent enough to get it?

[cgbg]

This must have been really tough on her--to figure out what to do after Bill had cheated on her for the four hundred and seventeeth time.

At this point she probably was running out of White House lamps to throw at him.

It must have been especially heart-wrenching when she found out that Bill actually left DNA _evidence_ on the blue dress--because that was a _first_ time that he got caught.

:-)

[Ouderkirk]

Monica, for all her shortcomings knows fully well to keep her head down, and mouth shut during this campaign. Nothing good for her, can come of answering even the most simple of questions.

I know there’s just too many punchline opportunities here, and I’ll pass for now.

[ishabibble]

Short and sweet, no byline, no author noted at all. Yet another one of HClinton’s carefully planted plants, meant to diffuse the great simmering question of the state of the Clinton “marriage”. Flashback to ‘92, and O so innocent Hillary saying she wasn’t Tammy Wynette standing by her man.

White Trash couldn’t shine Tammy Wynette’s shoes...

[Polyxene]

“Ah never doubted Bill’s love for me, ever. Never. Not once. Not one time.”
(Said in Bubba’s drawl with finger shaking, ala his lying television appearance denying his affair with Monica.)

[CedarDave]

I never doubted Bill’s love for me, ever

"And I love you, too, Honey"

[Miss Didi]

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Did she tear up again? (Because then I might just have to vote for her.)

[relictele]

[Global2010]

Is that what a “tit for a tat” means?

[CedarDave]

Super duper mega barf alert.

It's been a while since we've had one this big!! LOL!

[digger48]

PROGRESSIVE REVIEW, 1998 - Kathleen Willey had the tires on her car mysteriously punctured with dozens of nails and her cat suddenly disappeared. Subsequently, Willey was out jogging near her home when a stranger approached and asked if the tires had been fixed and if the cat had been found. The man then asked Willey, “Don’t you get the message?” and jogged off. Willey also found an animal skull on her porch the day after she testified in the Paula Jones case.

[RC2]

So we give her that one. How about all the other times Bill Clinton cheated on her? Their’s is not a marriage. It’s an arrangement. He has his girl friends and so does she.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

She wanted Monica under her desk instead?

Bill got a hummer, so Hillary got...a Huma.

[laweeks]

What utter nonsense! She knew about Lewinsky all along and probably had her too. What an immoral creep!

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Hillary cackled in private, delighted that the simple ruse of a fat slut derailed the extortion, bribery and treason investigation of the Clinton Crime family.

One fat slut and a few hundred million of well placed Chinese cash, eh Mr Starr?

[RC2]

Does it not bother people to know that we may be close to having a Bull Dyke for a President?

[Edgerunner]

"I really had to dig down deep and think hard about what was right for me, what was right for my family,"

Good ol' hillery, always thinking of herself FIRST...

[Global2010]

There is a pharmaceutical ad on tv that warns against using their product if the person has eye herpes.

I pondered how would one get eye herpes and then I thought about Ms.Lewinskys service to Bill.
Blue dress was a direct hit.

Some things one should avoid pondering about.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

["I really had to dig down deep and think hard about what was right for me, what was right for my family," Clinton said..."]

"...and fortunately, I've had a LOT of experience in this area."