[Jeff Chandler]

Marriage Rule #1: Show your wife you appreciate her by surprising her with a thoughtful gift.

For instance, I just surprised Mrs. Chandler with a new steam iron. It’s a beautiful digital model. The old one was getting rusty and I was worried it might damage my underwear when she irons them.

[Tax-chick]

You had me until the underwear part :-). I’d love a new iron.

[KarlInOhio]

For instance, I just surprised Mrs. Chandler with a new steam iron.

A graduate of the Walter Williams good husband school, I see.

[RJL]

I just surprised Mrs. Chandler with a new steam iron. It’s a beautiful digital model.

A digital iron! You're going to spoil her with fancy gifts like that.

[Tijeras_Slim]

The old one was getting rusty and I was worried it might damage my underwear when she irons them.

Good idea, that way you won't need a tetanus shot when they take you to the burn unit.

[AU72]

I just surprised Mrs. Chandler with a new steam iron

When do your stitches come out?

[CDHart]

Are you related to Walter Williams, perchance?

Carolyn

[ken21]

does your wife starch these too?

[joebuck]

"For instance, I just surprised Mrs. Chandler with a new steam iron. It’s a beautiful digital model."

I hope it has a clock on it so she knows when it's time to start cooking dinner.

[Kenny Bunk]

......surprised Mrs. Chandler with a new steam iron.

Jeff, you wimp!

I hope you had the god-given common sense to wait until her gdarn birthday ... or Christmas! But I do thank you for the Valentine's day hint.

[najida]

LOL!
There is only one thing you should ever give a women that requires an electrical outlet.

And if you do give her the wrong thing, she’s gonna be buyin’ the other one ASAP.

[DesScorp]

"Marriage Rule #1: Show your wife you appreciate her by surprising her with a thoughtful gift."

Why not buy her a nice watch for her birthday? Because the stove has a clock already.

[hocndoc]

(How’s the back of your head?)