As a side note, there is a cell tower on the northern shores of Lake Coeur d'Alene, highlighted against the sky, that has been made in the shape of a tree to conceal its true identity. Problem is, it is about three times the height of the surrounding trees.
As another side note (though certainly connected to the above), the only verbiage I would ever consider for a bumper sticker is "I hate sh*theads." It seems to cover all eventualities.
LOL.