How boring your explanations are!
I like the idea of competing halls, with Viking cheerleaders urging on their troops with lusty cheers like:
“Ve’re from Oslo, as if you didn’t know it! Ve’ll kick your rural ass if you dare to show it!”
with the response:
“Trondheim, Narvik, Hammerfest and Bodo!
Run all over those fairies from Oslo!”
You’re just stuck on the idea of big, braided blonde cheerleaders.