[VOA]

My father in law found a historic painting of Sam Houston in
the trash 50 years ago. I don’t think it is worth anywhere close
to a million dollars but it is hanging over my fireplace now
and we love it.

Well, someday when I hear one of the hosts saying "This portrait
of Sam Houston you brought in today is A National Treasure!",
folks at FR will say "Hey, it's 'ditter'!"

[VOA]

Oops...I meant to say “hosts of Antiques Roadshow”.