Why Mommy is a Democrat (Barf Alert)

Advertisement ^ | 19 November 2007 | Jeremy Zilber

[Gay State Conservative]

Partner? Oh dear. Obviously a followers of Engel's dicta that marriage is the subordination of women.

True enough.I wonder if they file a joint 1040? For that matter,I wonder if they bother to file 1040's at all.

[RichInOC]

The lobotomy undoubtedly helped.

[Farmer Dean]

A little roach spray will clear that infestation right up.

[Farmer Dean]

Yea,that and a broken moral compass.

[Philo1962]

I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia....

Partner? Why do I get the distinct sense that "Julia" stated life as "Jules"?

Not necessarily. The point here is to destigmatize gay couples and others who get shacked up without benefit of marriage. It's the left-wing moonbat way. He may very well be married to Julia, but he'll never admit it. In an ideal world (by moonbat standards), every couple that is living together, married or not, will refer to each other as "my partner."

[50mm]

[annie laurie]

So his cat is a Democrat - probably donated to the Clinton campaign!

And under multiple names, no doubt ;-)

[T Lady]

LOL!!!

Priceless.

[Malsua]

[goodnesswins]

Nope....don’t know who “Hommie the Clown” is.....

[WOSG]

“Why is mommy a Democrat?”

Because Mommy’s a frickin’ squirrel with a brain the size of a walnut, that’s why.

Now run along and don’t get run over by an evil SUV.

[WOSG]

Someone needs to go up to him at a cocktail party and, in a friendly way, say “Julia is your partner, eh. So, are your kids bastards?”

[elk]

Hey, Squirrel Man, the coerced "sharing" you pimp is called "stealing" in the real world.

No thanks.

I bet if your charitable giving were known, it would either rival Al Gore's monumental $200/yr., or it probably goes to such worthy "nonprofits" as Moveon.org.

Sheesh.

[Professional]

Why mommy is a democrat?

Because if I’d not killed your older brother, i’d never have had you my little child...

[Professional]

Look’s like a compound. Very Koreshiun...

I could see a bunch of liberal fanatics holed up in there, with very clean shiny hairdos that look like something fromt the 80’s.

[wardaddy]

Mommy is usually a democrat if she wears the pants in the family, or has man issues or the man left or was never around.

Women are more emotive too which the Dems zero in on with all that “we are here to help you and others” crap

It’s a mess....the most reliable conservative women are those married to conservative men and who have spawned....or are salvation based Christian.

I believe only that group...and specifically that group when also “white” is the only reliable bellweather of women who do not vote Dem generally.

The dearth of married women overall with husbands at home and children is arguably the main reason the left is so powerful now. Stronger than ever. They will not get less than 45% of the vote in my lifetime again.

[wardaddy]

that’s amazing

[VirginiaConstitutionalist]

Lemme guess, the book was co-authored by Susan Smith and Andrea Yates.

[tina07]

from wikipedia:
“Homey D. Clown Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but violently lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a rock-filled sock) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role - “I don’t think so...Homey don’t play that!”. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the white males he thinks are “holding him down”. “

Damon Wayans was on a show years ago called “Living Color”

[tina07]

correction on the name of that show: “In Living Color”