Why Mommy is a Democrat (Barf Alert)

Advertisement ^ | 19 November 2007 | Jeremy Zilber

[Vigilanteman]

Nicely illustrated with pages like this:

1. Democrats make sure we share our toys, just like mommy does.

2. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like mommy does.

3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like mommy does.

[Vigilanteman]

Disgusting, false and distorted, we need to follow with a book of our own. I'll start with the first samples:

1. Conservatives let Daddy keep more of what he earns, so mommy can buy me food and toys.

2. Conservatives make sure bad people who hurt childen are locked up.

3. Conservatives make sure help children get born and find families with both a mommy and a daddy, not two mommies or two daddies or two perverts.

[Nervous Tick]

>> we need to follow with a book of our own

Are you kidding? We LEAD with a book of our own!

It’s called “Mommy! There’s a liberal under my bed!”

[Route66]

Yes. Democrats are Mommy.....Mommy Dearest.

[hsalaw]

The cartoon Day-By-Day had a response to this: Daddy is a Republican with a 1965 Chrysler and bad peripheral vision. The bookmark is a flattened squirrel.

[Alright_on_the_LeftCoast]

Conversatives defend the country, so those bad men with towels on their heads don’t cut off mommy’s head and baby’s too!

[Chode]

cause she's a silly fat cow???

[Nervous Tick]

Sorry, I was a little hasty. The real title is "Help, Mom! There are liberals under my bed!"

[Lawgvr1955]

If this wan’t a family rated board, I could add some pretty good ones. Don’t want to get zotted.

[Dog]

Didn't you once say Santa Claus was a DEM?

LOL!

[FastCoyote]

1. Democrats try to abort us, just like mommy tried.

2. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Castro makes his country safe.

3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, soz dey can gets an edumacacion.

[DoughtyOne]

Funny, my mommy didn’t make me toss my cookies like the democrats do.

My dad didn’t sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.

Oh well Democrats, back to the drawing board.

[JaguarXKE]

Thanks for ruining my keyboard! The milk came out of my nose and all over my keyboard!

From the author's bio:
"I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia, her daughter Isabella (age eight), and our cat Zachary -- all lifelong Democrats."

So his cat is a Democrate - probably donated to the Clinton campaign!

[april15Bendovr]

[hinckley buzzard]

Because the mean GOP won't let women with STD's join the party.

[april15Bendovr]

Sorry you beat me to it.

[Liberty2007]

[Nervous Tick]

>> Funny, my mommy didn’t make me toss my cookies like the democrats do. My dad didn’t sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.

Hey, we HAD a mommy and a daddy. Not “two mommies” or “daddy and his partner”. That’s a good start towards right-mindedness, eh?

(Seriously, one of the things I regularly give thanks for, and not just on Thursday, is the loving family environment in which I was raised. I don’t care what hollyweird says, that’s important.)

[Mr Rogers]

1. Democrats take your toys and give them to kids they like more than you.

2. Democrats make sure you always wear helmets and knee pads to keep you from both harm and fun.

3. Democrats make sure all children go to school, including the mean ones who make it impossible for you to learn, and who steal your lunch money.

Democrats are like the Mommy of the school bully, who refuses to believe her monster makes life miserable for others, and who claims other people don’t understand poor itty bitty Monster.

[JustaDumbBlonde]

"Are you kidding? We LEAD with a book of our own!"

Some might call it The Holy Bible. ;-)

[Nervous Tick]

>> Sorry you beat me to it.

Hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Uh, wait a minute... considering the thread topic, that’s a bad choice of varmint in that metaphor there...