I don't despise SUVs but I do despise the overwhelming majority of SUV drivers. The worst are the Hockey Moms from Hell who hog the left lane juggling a cup of Tim Horton's and three DVDs while yelling at the kids in the back. I really think the idea of selling vehicles as living rooms on wheels will kill us all.
SUV's are the worse for small parking spots and yes some of their owners are idiots. My wife was at the hospital last year and a Tahoe owner parked 5 inches from my wifes car door. (The Tahoe parked in a sub compact spot). My wife had to crawl in through the passenger side of her car-harder that it sounds with bucket seats and a floor shift.
If my wife did not have a newer car she would have repeatdly slammed her door into the Tahoe to ding it up.