TPMtv: I'm Rudy Giuliani and I Approve This Message

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ7-3M-YrdA ^

[felisberto]

You've probably heard the news that Rudy Giuliani is finally hitting the airwaves with his first TV ad. Well, we've got it. And we're actually premiering it here at TPM. Even we were a bit surprised, though, at just how 9/11-focused it is. But you take a look and make your own call ...

[TLI]

I think I got it Rudy. Anything else... No?

[stephenjohnbanker]

PING!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Too funny!

[pillut48]

“We don’t mention September 11th as nearly as much as people think...”

Bwahahahahaha. I thought it was a no-no to talk about 9/11!

[alloysteel]

Two words that distinguish and define Rudy Giuliani forever....

“September eleventh.”

[CyberAnt]

“I thought it was a no-no to talk about September 11th”

I think that’s exactly why Rudy probably did it. While he’s not my candidate .. I do appreciate the humor.

[Liz]

Rooty’s irrational mindset, his chaotic campaign, coupled with the toxic baggage of gay-abortion-gun grabbing, endorsing licensing illegals, his kooky third wife, alienation from his children, etc, etc, etc.........leads to only one conclusion:

This power-mad nitwit is plotting monumental vote fraud of a kind never before perpetrated in US history.

[Liz]

" I announced as the 9/11 candidate on 9/11. I would not even be here if 9/11 had not happened.

I own 9/11. 9/11 is my lucky number. Even my dog is named 9/11.

And my wife has 9/11 tattoed on her thigh.

I get up at 911 AM everyday and retire at 911 PM. I only buy cars that get 9 to 11 miles to the gallon. I live on 911 Ninth Street at the corner of 11th Avenue.

9/11 is the lottery number I play everyday.

I'm buying the 7/11 store chain and renaming it 9/11. I dated my 9 yr old cousin when I was 11. I had my first sexual experience when I was 11 years old; it lasted 9 nanoseconds.

Elect me and I will make 9/11 a national holiday. I will make sure 9/11 will be forever embedded in the memory of post-9/11 America."

[Cicero]

Well, I usually say “nine eleven.” But if you followed me around with a camera, I’m sure I’ve said that a thousand times since it happened. These are small cuts taken from hundreds of speeches Giuliani gave over a number of years.

Yes, very funny. But unfair. It’s the Dems who really don’t want to talk about 9/11, but prefer to forget about it.

If it works, by depriving Giuliani of a major talking point, I suppose I won’t complain, since he is the worst candidate of the bunch. But it’s a bit below the belt.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“This power-mad nitwit is plotting monumental vote fraud of a kind never before perpetrated in US history”

No doubt!

[alloysteel]

“This power-mad nitwit is plotting monumental vote fraud of a kind never before perpetrated in US history.”

Rudy would have a tough time even getting things together to promote a bigger or more spectacular vote fraud than the one Herself, the Cold and Joyless, is now committed to carry out.

Because Herself is depending on the margin provided by that fraud. Herself only has to gain a plurality to win.

Maybe Rudy will have to commit his own fraud just to keep the playing field even remotely level.

[jdm]

ROTFL!!!!!

[DocH]

Next thing you know, the RINO bastard wil be saying he invented the internet.

Oh, that's right...

A fellow LIBERAL comrade of RINO-rudy's already did that.

[DocH]

Don't tell me...911 Porsche, a convertible so the wind can blow through his "hair". :)

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

I couldn't watch more than a few seconds of this, without being repulsed by the lisping.

Rudy's nominated = 3rd party

[backtothestreets]

I’ll give Rudy credit for his efforts after the attacks. I’ll also always remember that as Mayor of New York, and with full knowledge of the earlier World Trade Center bombing, he did absolutely nothing to prepare the emergency services of New York City for another terrorist attack.

Rudy wants credit for what he did do, but wants no one to question what he did not do. How many of the murders of 9-11 could have been avioded if New York City had been properly prepared?

[DocH]

Don't tell me...

he drives a 911 Porsche, a convertible so the wind can blow through his "hair". :)

[Liz]

Refers to PRIMARY fraud.

[org.whodat]

I hear that there was going to be a sex scandal about someone that was running for president. Does anyone know who it is, I think it had something to do with sleeping with their cousin????