[poindexter]

I believe if two people want to commit to each other, God bless 'em,

Dear Abby: Who are you to impose your moralistic arbitrary limit of "two"? After all, if three people want to commit to one other, what right do you have to say they can't?

[reagandemocrat]

And why limited to people?

My toaster oven makes great grilled cheese sandwiches. I love grilled cheese sandwiches...so I love my toaster oven. I mean it.

Why can’t I marry my toaster oven?