[robertpaulsen]

"His wife rushed him to the hospital, where doctors determined he had suffered a heart attack. In July he underwent open-heart surgery."

If I ever have a heart attack, that's the kind I want -- where the doctors can wait until the next month to take care of it.

[monday]

“If I ever have a heart attack, that’s the kind I want — where the doctors can wait until the next month to take care of it.”

Normally, after a heart attack, one has to recover sufficiently to survive open heart surgery which is very traumatic. This usually means bed rest under a physicians care. You are correct in that a heart attack that doesn’t kill you is preferable to one that does however.

[ozzymandus]

I knew you’d be here eventually. You know as little about heart disease as you do about everything else, except licking jackboots.

Invented any phony “death threats” against yourself lately?