[Fitzcarraldo]

He’s already there. They’ve interviewed him in Hong Kong.

Will we soon hear of a faked "suicide" ?

("mr. shu was extremely distraught over his violation of the american campaign contribution laws")? /SARC

[SlayerOfBunnies]

I think we’re going to hear soon that he accidentally brutally chopped his own head off while shaving. His composed body will be found in Hong Kong’s equivalent of Ft. Marcy Park.

Just a hunch.

[Uncle Miltie]

"Mr. Hsu was extremely distraught over vicious and racist Republican attacks suggesting his donations for the betterment of the country violated excellent campaign finance laws"

"Everyone knows McCain/Feingold only applies to Republicans," averred Eliot Spitzer as he returned $68,000 of Hsu's money. "Just because Mr. Hsu's workers weren't able to leave the factory during the fire doesn't mean he's a slaver. That's impossible, because his skin doesn't reflect enough light."