'Cuz they wear suits and ties, dope!
Nope, sorry to puncture your bubble, r-tard. You don't see them because they don't have them. The don't have them because generally speaking it's the sort of thing that losers do, and by definition people who have jobs and make decent wages aren't losers. I work in a corporate environment (BTW how's life on welfare these days?) and you'd be surprised (but most people wouldn't) at how people with self inflicted disfigurations are looked down on.