[Ignatz]

Seems the local thugs were all getting tattoos with Chinese characters because it allegedly made them look tough but, of course, none of them knew a word of Chinese.

Sometimes when I see a girl with a "tramp stamp" of an obviously Asian character, I'll ask her if she knows what that means in English? Invariably, she'll answer something like, "It's Chinese for 'Love'". To which I reply, "No it's not! It's Vietnamese for 'Target acquired'"!

Nothing says "I am a slut" like a tattoo on the butt!

[Skywalk]

You should say Japanese or something, as Vietnamese have long used the Romanized alphabet.

You know, just to make it true ANd funny :)