Senator Craig Blames Idaho Paper for His Legal and Political Problems

All sniping of Craig aside (I definitely think he was trying to do something), shouldn’t someone have to do more than hand/foot signals under a stall to be arrested for lewd conduct? I’m all for getting rid of perverts, but doesn’t there have to be some kind of agreement, like an exchange of money or a verbal commitment, or engagement in some kind of sexual behavior? Shouldn’t the officer have been recording the exchange? This whole setup seems unfair to me.

Yesterday on the local radio, some disk jockeys were doing "research" and asking gay drag queen guest speakers if there was some sort of public restroom code used by gays.

"Yes", was the answer. If you tap, I forget if it was the right foot or the left foot, in the bathroom stall, you are advertising, "I want gay sex and I want it NOW!"

"I did not know that", replied the disk jockey. Neither did I.

Learn something new every day.

So, all of you are hereby warned.

If you are in a stall in a public restroom doing what you are supposed to be doing on a toilet, do not ..... repeat ...DO NOT ..... plug your iPod into your earphones and start listening to that really catchy tune you always tap your foot to.

How do you know I was able to keep a straight face while I posted that?

The biggest problem with any story is that Craig hasn’t explained what he was doing sitting in a stall for minutes without pulling down his pants.

If he had pulled his pants down, then he wouldn’t be able to spread his feet wide.

If he didn’t pull his pants down, he wouldn’t be able to use the bathroom. And it’s really hard to come up with an innocent explanation of why he would sit on a toilet with his pants on for minutes, playing footsie with the guy next door.

Still, if he keeps up the denial, and resigns, he can probably live out his life with everybody close to him “choosing” to believe he wasn’t doing anything. Denial is a strong emotion, and so long as he leaves public office I’m not going to take that away from him, it’s between him and his loved ones.

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