When it come to guns I’m kinda like my wife & shoes. I like to have one for every outfit/occasion.
You have 70 firearms in the closet? ;o) (using my wife as a point of reference)
I've found that anytime you ask a woman why she has so many shoes, she replies, "You just don't understand."
And I don't.
“I like to have one for every outfit/occasion.”
Wifey, does this .45 in my Milt Sparks `Summer Special’ make me look fat? Honestly.
I can go with the 9 in shoulder carry . . .