posted on 08/09/2007 8:41:24 AM PDT
posted on 08/09/2007 8:42:17 AM PDT
(Keep your friends close; keep your enemies at optimal engagement range)
Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
posted on 08/09/2007 8:46:18 AM PDT
(When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
The opportuntities for puns in this article are simply too many to contemplate.
posted on 08/09/2007 8:46:59 AM PDT
(Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
The Amoses are still scratching their heads. They didn't know Kate was pregnant
How many Amoses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
posted on 08/09/2007 8:47:33 AM PDT
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
Must be a really slow news day. Nothing new there. Hybrids between species are frequently fertile to a certain degree.
posted on 08/09/2007 8:54:09 AM PDT
(No Peeing Allowed in the Gene Pool.)
Nature adjusts, and new species evolve?
posted on 08/09/2007 9:12:49 AM PDT
To: Slings and Arrows
I don’t think there are any impossibilities with such genetics, just very low probabilities.
The mother is from Arkansas, you say? Have either of the Clintons been back in the ole stompin grounds lately?
"I"d Hit That! "
To: BGHater; 2Jedismom; ecurbh; CindyDawg; PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain; Duchess47; FrogInABlender; ..
Maybe I read the article too fast...but I didn’t see any comment on what sired (fathered) the foal —mule, donkey, or horse?
posted on 08/09/2007 9:54:23 AM PDT
(Down with Mel Martinez)
"cum mula peperit," meaning "when a mule foals" -- the equivalent of "when hell freezes over."
A divine sign that we are heading into the next global ice age? I just don't know who or what to believe anymore.....
"Mule so stubborn refuses to obey genetic laws."
posted on 08/09/2007 6:40:37 PM PDT
(Intellectuals only exist if you think they do.)
To: BGHater; MikefromOhio
I thought only Rex Hudler had a mule baby.
posted on 08/09/2007 6:46:50 PM PDT
([BING! BING! BING!] "Ohhhhh, unbeebable...")
posted on 08/15/2007 1:10:43 PM PDT
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