[Spktyr]

Two questions - what’s his enlisted grade, and when’s he up for promotion?

[Jet Jaguar]

One year in service = about 3 years in cat life time.

SrA Whizzo. This article may rate a STEP promotion.

[Ed Condon]

Looks like he has 6 stripes on his upper foreleg, guess that makes him a MSGT.

When I was in the USAF they used goats in the POL area to keep the grass trimmed in the tank farm where the jet fuel was stored. Maybe they still do.

[Pilsner]

what’s his enlisted grade, and when’s he up for promotion?

Being a cat, he probably thinks he is at least an O6.

Wait a minute, that's a Bird Colonel, and no cat aspires to be a bird. He probably thinks he is an O7, Brigadier General.