Wait till they announce they've found a square of pure gold in an old coal seam and the square of gold is engraved with an etching of Kournikova! |
Years ago, I remember looking from a university power plant office window with the plant manager as a student was looking over some of the coal we had just delivered. Some of the stoker coal had flakes of pyrite and we laughed as the kid gathered these up and put them in his pockets...
Will that make it smell better?