***This includes my neighbor who is balding with a stupid ponytail.***
What? No white beard to go with the balding and the pony tail? They just can’t bear to give up the pony tail as a symbol of their youth and politics. But the white beard? YUK! But then, I live in a university community and they’re probably all professors or masquerading as profs.
You must live here in Carbondale, IL too. Yes, he also has a white beard!" He works on campus at the PBS TV channel. So, you know he is just charming in that liberal, "I am better than other people" fashion.
He refuses to speak, won't mow the yard, but the lady they pay to clean their house is actually very nice. She talks to me and my wife while we are working in the yard. The wife has waved, I guess that kind of counts.