Is there is “Wouldn’t hit it” ping list?
No, but there's a "Rodents" pinglist hosted by Fire_On_High which might be appropriate.
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LOL...that dude’s homelier than the south end of a north facin’ rat, but other than that I’m not seeing where this goes on my list. Unless it’s just to draw attention to your beady-eyed cuteness :-)