Perfect liberal voters.
And if you can't trust free-born citizens to reach their own judgments on cheeseburgers, what can you trust them with?
Nothing, as far as liberals are concerned. We must all be led (by them of course) by the hand from birth to death, gently told what we may do and not do, and kept, above all, from the ultimate liberal nightmare of learning to think for ourselves.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus