[humblegunner]

When we drive by on days of concerts, there are many people sitting in chairs off to the side of the road with signs stating "Need tix"

If it's a country music concert, these folks are probably
offering to either let some of their bodily parasites infest you,
or they are wishing to be infested by some of your own bodily parasites.

Country music fans have ticks and like it.

Fleas, too.

[Eaker]

I thought I heard a mule bray!