Skip to comments.Today's Toons 5/7/07
Posted on 05/07/2007 1:05:26 AM PDT by pookie18
The Other White Meat?
Click below for audio:
Click below for Rev. Al audio:
Click below for video:
Click below for Slickster audio:
Click below for real Ace appraisal:
This Thread Brought To You By The Letter "W":
Richard Nixon was the toast of Broadway with the opening of the hit play Nixon and Frost Sunday. Taped conversations show that he casually used anti-Semitic and sexist and racist language. There is a statue of him in the lobby of Def Jam Records.
Los Angeles observed the fifteenth anniversary Sunday of the rioting that followed L.A. cops beating Rodney King. The city is still feeling the effects of that night. As black people took to the streets in protest, illegal aliens moved into their houses.
Bill Clinton skipped Thursday night's Democratic presidential debate to attend a fundraiser for Hillary in Brooklyn. He fiercely defends her. He's so mad at the New York Post for criticizing Hillary that he's threatened to cancel all his personal ads.
Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign office stopped using her maiden name last week and now simply refers to her as Hillary Clinton. She's completely dropped the name Rodham. It's a sure sign that one of her brothers is about to get indicted again.
New Jersey Governor John Corzine left the hospital Monday after nearly getting killed in a car wreck going ninety miles an hour on a freeway three weeks ago. His doctors marvel at his rate of improvement. He drove home going seventy miles an hour.
John Edwards' wife Elizabeth told New Hampshire Democrats Monday her husband will do more for women than any other candidate in the field. That's ridiculous and untrue. If Hillary Clinton becomes president, everyone knows that First Gentleman Bill Clinton will do more for women, but we'll never hear about it if he can help it.
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg proposed an eight-dollar fee Monday to drive into Manhattan. He's thought it out. It's the most practical way to recoup some of the medical expenses whenever New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine decides to drive into town.
Former Senator Carol Moseley Braun was mugged Friday as she walked back to her residence after attending a play in Chicago. It certainly put the war on terror in perspective. If the terrorists really do follow us home from Iraq, the muggers will be waiting for them.
Hillary Clinton's pollster Mark Penn told the Washington Post Tuesday Hillary can win the presidency because the support of women and Latinos will be enough to give her Ohio and Florida. The day before, she dropped Rodham from the middle of her name on her campaign website. She prefers to use her real maiden name, Rodriguez.
CIA former chief George Tenet denied all blame Tuesday for faulty intelligence on Iraq. He made out all right. He got the Medal of Freedom, a huge book deal and he is hosting a new quiz show called Are You as Good at Avoiding Blame as a Fifth Grader.
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
(Thank you, Prime Choice)
(Thank you, Jen's Mom)
Woo Hoo! Top Ten!
Love your news overview Pookie - appreciate you putting thoughts & news together & of course the toons always start the day with a smile.
Thanks so much, Pookie, and bump for later reading! Busy Monday ahead, so I really need this!
Good Morning pook, thanks for the ping.
Good morning and thank you very much, Pookie!
The toons were outstanding as usual pookie. Thanks for the thread!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.