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God just told the Prophet FastCoyote to tell you you are full of it.

Does that make you the head prophet?

And I am 100% sure of this because God told me this, unless he didn’t, in which case I don’t know where your socks are either.

They were behind the couch.

God also told me to tell you to join my banking pyramid scheme which I swear is a moneymaker for true believers. Unless the bank fails, in which case the money I printed up was just for a game of God Monopoly and not really legal tender.

If you say so, where do I sign over my life’s savings?

Hey DU, what a pleasant surprise to get a reply from you. I thought you’d given up on me after your last attempt to get me banned:)

I did not try to have you banned, I regret my part in the thread with a poster who was banned. Are we not supposed to mention names? It just seems wrong some how, like speaking evil of the dead.

I appreciate your sense of humor; I think it is almost as twisted as my own (grin) Hey, can you tell me the lottery numbers for tomorrow? Thanks!

Hey, can you tell me the lottery numbers for tomorrow? Thanks!

Hey, you know that's not possible. FC's Urim and Thummim won't work that way. I hope FC hasn't been using them for such ill gotten gains.

Mosiah 8:13 And the things are called interpreters, and no man can look in them except he be commanded, lest he should look for that he ought not and he should perish. And whosoever is commanded to look in them, the same is called seer.