I find the the ‘tribulations’ of Spiderman and his alter ego Peter Parker annoying.
To date the hot looking chick, or to not date the hot looking chick....sorry, that isn’t ‘the question’ thats stupidity writ large....(chuckle)
At least in parts 1-2 it was a real conundrum considering that his very connection to her puts her life at risk.
Tough choice, get the love of your life and subject her to peril 24/7 or go lonely but she’ll be safe from harm.
I'm presuming you saw the movie and are just trying to be humorous.
If you saw the movie and are being completely serious, then I have to ask: Did you just miss some stuff, or are you the superficial type who blocks out everything about a movie but the fight scenes and hot chicks?