[Killborn]

Wow, I can’t even begin to comprehend how that would work...

[late bloomer]

Well, It is a rare and rather exotic condition I would never have believed possible except having recently seen it portrayed on an episode of “House”.

It seems that when those of the Asian Persuasion attempt to insert their Cranium into their Rectum for whatever purpose, their is the errant possibility that the Optical Nerve will intercept a random electric impulse emanating from the sphinctral nervosa resulting in a Cascading Ischemic effect which once initiated can only result inevitably in terminal
“Opto-Rectalitis” ie; A “Shitty Outlook On Life”

PPsss. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SHERYL CROWE SYNDROM WHICH CAN RESULT IN THE SAME SYMPTOM....