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Naked Kyrgyzian 'From Space' Attacks US Embassy in Bishkek
Bishkek 24.kg News Agency | 23 Apr 07

Posted on 04/23/2007 11:22:59 AM PDT by anymouse

A man who called himself "a messenger from space" has tried to blow up the US embassy in Kyrgyzstan. The incident took place today [23 April] at about 0330 hours [2130 gmt 22 April].

The Kyrgyz Interior Ministry's press service has said that two police sergeants who were guarding the embassy heard a cry. They saw a guard at a checkpoint trying to calm down an absolutely naked man, who was holding an object in his hands. Later, it became clear that the man had come to the diplomatic mission's checkpoint and threatened to blow up the building. He then threw an unknown object at the checkpoint's window.

The sergeants made two warning shots into the air. After that the naked man tried to take away a pistol from a checkpoint guard and then an assault rifle from one of the sergeants. The latter made two shots into the ground. One of the bullets hit the unidentified man's right hip by a ricochet.

He claims that he is a Kazakh citizen and a resident of Astana. His name is allegedly Mukhit Abildayev and was born in 1974. He also called himself "a messenger from space". He has currently been taken to the national first aid centre. His identity is being established. An investigation is under way.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: embassy; gun; justdamn; kyrgyzstan; space
Not to be outdone by NASA, our former Soviet Union partners have their own problems with disgruntle spacers.

Has anyone seen Sacha Baron Cohen lately? ;)

1 posted on 04/23/2007 11:23:02 AM PDT by anymouse
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To: KevinDavis

space ping


2 posted on 04/23/2007 11:23:43 AM PDT by anymouse
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To: anymouse

Borat.


3 posted on 04/23/2007 11:26:22 AM PDT by SolidWood (Islam is an insanity cult that makes everyone act Arab)
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To: anymouse

What’s his DU screen name?


4 posted on 04/23/2007 11:28:08 AM PDT by The Blitherer ("What the devil is keeping the Yanks?")
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To: anymouse
> the US embassy in Kyrgyzstan [?!?]


5 posted on 04/23/2007 11:28:58 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: anymouse

He must have seen Reno 911’s naked man from the future ( using an uzi) trying to warn us about the cyborgs.


6 posted on 04/23/2007 11:29:33 AM PDT by Waverunner
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To: anymouse

Well, as the stinker resisted arrest by placing with different parts of his body a series of painful blows on sergeants’ fists and boots, maybe it would knock some sense into him.


7 posted on 04/23/2007 11:30:40 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: anymouse

He’s po’d about global warming on Mars?


8 posted on 04/23/2007 11:35:18 AM PDT by saganite (Billions and billions and billions----and that's just the NASA budget!)
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To: anymouse

Now, now... maybe he’s from Minister Farrakhans’ mother ship...


9 posted on 04/23/2007 11:37:40 AM PDT by KingRonnie9
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To: anymouse

Damn, I was hoping his name would be M’hune Baht.


10 posted on 04/23/2007 11:42:35 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: anymouse

I wonder if he’s from the same planet where that Iraqi guy who set off alarms at LAX last month got the rock he had shoved up his butt?

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/03/body_cavity_sea.html


11 posted on 04/23/2007 11:47:50 AM PDT by TheKidster (you can only trust government to grow, consolidate power and infringe upon your liberties.)
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To: anymouse
As one bad guy said on "The Tick":

"Surf's up Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!!!!

12 posted on 04/23/2007 11:50:09 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: anymouse

They saw a guard at a checkpoint trying to calm down an absolutely naked man, who was holding an object in his hands. ...Beg Pardon?


13 posted on 04/23/2007 12:13:11 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: anymouse

Any mention of 12 monkeys?


14 posted on 04/23/2007 12:31:29 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The arrogance of ignorance is astounding" NVA 4/22/07)
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To: anymouse
"Kazakh citizen"


15 posted on 04/23/2007 12:41:26 PM PDT by varyouga ("Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control" - DU 10-24-06)
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To: anymouse
"The Corner" at National Review is giving you props for this story, LOL.
16 posted on 04/23/2007 8:30:45 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: jiggyboy

Actually it was from an e-mail I received from Jim Oberg, who translated it from Russian. The Borat joke was mine.


17 posted on 04/24/2007 12:14:04 PM PDT by anymouse
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