Posted on 04/22/2007 11:24:04 AM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
Defining a Liberal:
1) Liberals always lie, even when they don’t need to. (think Klintoon)
2)They always cheat, even if they don’t need to. (think of any election with Demoncraps)
3)They always steal, even when they don’t need to.(Think of liberal tax plans)
4) Liberal are always in favor of killing innocent people.
5) Liberals always begin ant thought pattern by asking first, “how will this effect me, next time I want to experience an orgasm.”
I think all conservative types understand 1-3. Most seem to not realize 4 & 5 until it’s pointed out or clarified.
#4 explains why liberals are always pro-communist. Commies kill innocent people. It explains why, though they are pro-abortion, they are against the death penalty. Killers usually kill again, even if it’s just a jail guard. But liberals will always turn crooks loose to kill again, if they can. It obviously explains why they are for gun control of normal citizens. Liberals love higher crime rates for this reason, and it also allows them to hire more b-crats to control and more cops. Once you give this some thought, you can see the logic of it, from their perspective, and see more of their actions to kill off innocent.
#5 is the very most important, for liberals. It should really be #1, I suppose, for my list, but for some reason I like this order. Liberals always...ALWAYS, ask of any problem or perceived problem, first and foremost, the effect of any action, how it will effect their sex wishes. If there is any possible chance that any action will in any way, interfere with them having an orgasm, any place, any time, with any person, thing or animal, they are violently opposed. This explains their propensity for abortion (not to mention #4), pervert “rights,” easy divorce, live sex shows and all porn as some sort of “free-speech,” sex-ed to little children in gummint skewls, etc. I like to refer to this as was an article I read some years back titled, “Liberals Struggling Foreword With Their Pants Around Their Ankles.” The article explained (as I believe as has been prov en true now, that sex is used by liberals as a control mechanism for the masses of the immorally trained in gummint skewls.
#5 trumps all other points. All so-called rules are off for any “good liberal” if anything interferes with sex, and they will even toss their own “leaders” under the bus over #5, if they make a mistake on this one. Klintoon understood this one very well, as does Hitlery.
Justice prevailed in a big way, which is hard to swallow in ol San Fran.
That’s pretty good. I had a feeling you had something worth contemplating there. Thanks!
Anyway, TigerEye, I hope this helps you. I do find it useful to keep these points in mind. If you wish to understand the method the liberals use for augmentation, buy a book by C S Lewis, titled “God in the Dock,” and read the short explanation of “Bulverism.” It’s ideas are essential if you want to understand how liberals confound conservative in “debates” in the news, and how news sources (even Fox) “report” their concept of news. Once one understands the concept, it’s like a new light, shining on every talking-head on the boob-tube. There are other ways to explain the concept, but I think Lewis has an entertaining way of setting it in your mind. I could explain, but I type with 2 fingers, and my words will be inferior to Lewis’.-Glenn
Maybe my library has a copy of Lewis' book. Sounds interesting. I consider different points of view tools to sharpen my own vision. It is like throwing new light on an old subject.
3A) Liberals tend to be angry, ruthless cowards.
I still feel something is missing, because there are a few notable exceptions, like Castro, Stalin et al., who apparently weren’t cowards. Maybe you can see something I’m missing, or if some other freeper reads this can analyze and clear my foggy mind. I have too many dead brain cells.
Glenn
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