[SlowBoat407]

Actually, reading a lot of women's profiles is an interesting exercise in itself. Often some pretty scary stuff if you read between the lines.

I had started compiling a "female profile translator" for just such a purpose. For example:

"Friends first" - Let's see how generous you are before I touch you.
"I just want a nice guy" - I still haven't figured out how to avoid the idiot brutes.
"Income unimportant" - The fact that I mentioned income means that it is indeed important.

[CertainInalienableRights]

“Must make me laugh” - I’m so miserable in my own life that I require a source of constant entertainment. Oh, and no pressure, you’ll only have to be “on” as my jester when I’m awake.