My hat's off to you, theDentist. You, sir or madam, are a true gentleman or lady of high standard. Thank you.
But I still believe someone is going to take it to the courts.
Quite possibly, but I don't think they'll end up with a leg to stand on. Then again, I have noticed in the past that the courts in this country sometimes act weirdly.
Don't you have a cleaning scheduled in the near future??? ;-)