Hey, I like the way you think! Nice tagline, too. ;-)
I once built a Flash "game" where Osama was tied to a stake, and the object was to "stone" him with 40-oz bottles of Olde English 800 malt liquor, and finish him off with a grenade launcher.
It was quite popular in my Flash class, but the professor found it disturbing. Gave me an "A", though.