Pelosi: Iraqi Optimism Highlights Bush Surge Failure

Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

[Sub-Driver]

snicker.....

[MizSterious]

Ott strikes again, LOL! What's kind of sad is that this headline is actually fairly believable, considering Pelosi's nonsense.

[ShandaLear]

Watching people to take this article seriously is almost as funny as the article itself.

[SoCal Pubbie]

I did for a minute, till I checked the source. You've got to admit, it's scary how close to reality this one is.

[PogySailor]

Me too. I could hear Nancy P. saying those very words.

[traderrob6]

It's Scrappleface, but it sure wouldn't hafta be.

[fishergirl]

"Clearly these people are out of touch with the reality on the ground in Iraq"!! Geez! Is she talking about the Iraqis? Hey, Nance - you stupid cow!!! The Iraqis ARE on the ground in Iraq! Who better to know than they!?! She's beyond moronic.

[SolidWood]

Scrappleface is satire.

[Nathan Zachary]

HAHAHA! It didn't take long for Nazi Pelotski to spin this around. Iraqi's are "confused and irrational", they don't have a clue whats going on in their own country. But Nazi Pelotski does...

[padre35]

To true, Pelosi really does say things like these, but it is a lampoon of her....so far.....

[UCANSEE2]

“If they had read the New York Times or watched CNN, they would never draw these ridiculous conclusions.”

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Nancy's message to Iraq. Do not believe your lying eyes. Pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the NYT and CNN.

"The poll showed that only 27 percent of Iraqis believe the country is embroiled in a civil war."

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Maybe that's because it's being fought in about 27 percent of their country.

"We need to reverse course now before things get much worse and they start thinking that their country can become a bastion of freedom and democracy in the heart of the totalitarian Arab world.”

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Yeah. God forbid they believe in freedom and think they have a chance at it. It would be MUCH WORSE for Pelosi and crew if they did become a bastion of freedom and democracy, that's for sure.

[UCANSEE2]

Darn it. I missed seeing the source. It was too easy to assume that she actually said it. My bad.

[A message]

Is this really satire ?

I have to believe the anemic duo of Reid and Pelosi and their minions of malcontents are thinking these exact thoughts.

[Burr5]

You're right apparently. A lot of conservatives let funny slip right past them.

[kidd]

Scott Ott scores again!

[fishergirl]

LOL! Oh, duh me! Well, it certainly sounds like something she'd say.

[fishergirl]

I did the same thing.

[goldstategop]

Nancy Pelosi today exemplifies the Democrats' fear of optimism and a better future. They've become so inured to doom and gloom that they're comfortable with it, like people are comfortable with a pair of old shoes. Plus, Pelosi's natural arrogance, condescension and contempt for the Iraqis is on full display. This is who liberals really are: born elitists who have all the answers and who have a dim view of the lesser breed turning things successfully around without their help.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[Rocky]

It's so much in character for Pelosi that I didn't realize at first that it was scrappleface. The news today is so often filled with natural irony that it's getting harder and harder to use irony for humor.

[Beckwith]

Nanct Pelosi is an idiot. The problem is she isn't alone.

Ninety percent of the dhimmicrats and a fair amount of Repubs show less practical sense than my grandchildren.

I'm beginning to believe that smoking pot does kill brain cells.