Or you could just bribe the garbage man.
Damn, things in the UK just get screwier and screwier.
I'm guessing that part of the reason for going with microchips is to preclude and circumvent any losses to traditional forms of graft.
The Government wants ALL of the graft dollars, not just a portion.
Surgically-implanted GPS transponders tracked by satellite will be next, so that people who walk more will be taxed more to defray the costs of sidewalk wear and maintenance.