Wait. You received this issue in the mail??
Yes sir.... and just this minute I figured out WHY. The address tag on this magazine (which I am holding right here in my presently nicotine-stained fingers) has the name and address of a stranger from another part of town who happens to have the same house number as me.
Now I gotta figure out whether I want another (possibly non-freeper) human to see this stinking thing.