Everyone knows it is part of the "Kobach Project". The Bush administration has been seceretly testing nuclear explosions deep in the atlantic ocean. The White House is bound to be responsible for destroying the earth and making it soon uninhabitable for future generations. These explosions and the destruction of miles of ocean floor, are primarily responsible for the melting of the polar icecaps and for the hurricanes that were spawned last year which destroyed the lives of so many impoverished black americans in New Orleans. Cheney and Haliburton are principle players. Everyone knows that......
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a winner!
Since New Orleans is sinking, perhaps there will be another hole here that will connect to the Atlantic Hole! I knew it was a plot- I KNEW IT! It's a hurricane hole! We're doomed...DOOMED! Won't SOMEBODY HEP US?? Make a big plug or something? /sarc
Now that this scary deep hole has been discovered- what are we prepared to do? Or are we just supposed to worry and accept geological guilt?