WOW! I am nasty? who knew?!
=twists mustache wickedly, ties woman to train tracks, laughs hysterically=
bwahahahahahahahaha ;)
Were you in that quick scan? I had so much trouble figuring out how to go about it. That's all we need a Nasty O'Malley and a Feisty O'Malley.
OK, I'm gonna tell you a joke my MOTHER told me before I go home. It sometimes takes a while to "get" it, think of it as an Irish foreplay joke.
Both participants speaking in thick irish brogues...
Mrs. O'Malley and Mrs. O'Leary were on the back fence talking about how they each had 8 children apiece, and Mrs. O'L asks,
"Mrs. O'Malley. I nooootice ye are not preggggnnnnant this yeeeear. How is that, lassie?"
Mrs. O'M: "I got meself a hearin' aid."
Mrs. O'L: "A hearin' aid? What's that got to do with anythin', lassie, are ye daft?"
Mrs. O'M: "Well, you know I've always been kinda hard o' hearin', right?"
Mrs. O'L: "yah, go on."
Mrs. O'M: "Well, everrrry night, when we go to bed... my husbin' says, 'Well, do ye wanna go to sleep, or what?' "
good night O'Malley O'Malley