U.S. Congressman Duncan Hunter announced in South Carolina last week that he will join the presidential race. Everyone's lost count of the number of candidates. There are so many people running for president we now run the risk of running out of Americans.
Senator Joe Biden apologized Thursday for calling Senator Barack Obama clean and articulate. He may have crippled his own presidential campaign. Within the hour Joe Biden was endorsed by Mel Gibson, Isaiah Washington, Michael Richards and Borat.
John Edwards refused Friday to fire bloggers who once slammed the Catholic Church. They're doing a great job for him. It's all over the Internet that Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein and that Al Gore has the same first name as Al Qaeda.
Hillary Clinton attended three town hall meetings in New Hampshire this past weekend. The place has so many fond memories for her. The last time she was in New Hampshire she had to go on 60 Minutes and promise to stay married to her husband.
Al Gore said Thursday he will attend Sunday's Grammy Awards in Hollywood. His own recordings have been controversial. It's illegal in California to drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to the audio recordings of any of his books.
Hillary Clinton told a New Hampshire town hall Saturday she supports same-sex unions but she opposes gay marriage. In other words, she endorsed sex outside of marriage. There can be no doubt now that her husband's her top political advisor.
John Kerry gave the Democratic radio address Saturday and called on Congress to end the Iraq war once and for all. What a lost opportunity. If John Kerry had only said this four years ago he could have been laughed out of Iowa with Howard Dean.
Al Gore went to the Grammy Awards in Hollywood Sunday. The industry forgave him for his wife's crusade against filthy racist lyrics. This year the Grammy Award for Best Song Lyrics in the category of Hip Hop could go to Michael Richards.
Senator Barack Obama announced his candidacy for president Saturday from the courthouse steps in Springfield. He looked good. When most Illinois politicians are photographed standing on the courthouse steps they're wearing orange jumpsuits.
Michelle Obama told 60 Minutes Sunday she only let Barack run for president if he promised to quit smoking, and she asked the country to notify her if we catch him. This really is a new generation of leadership. Hillary Clinton never wanted to know.
Hillary Clinton called the situation in Iraq a civil war on Sunday, the first time she used the phrase. She said as president she would tell other countries that we are not going to baby-sit a civil war. That's a line she stole from Chelsea.
- - Argus Hamilton
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