I'm always entertained by the "it's all a plot by the Joooooooos". LOL. What if some such thing is a plot by the Jews? That's all part of our plot. Then, when the real conspiracy comes down the pike, whoever warns of it will be seen as the boy who cried Wolfowitz. 8>)
We have our plots, too. We just bore everybody to death with them, so nobody thinks we're even plotting.