When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another ... no, that's not it.
There were, in the same country, shepherds abiding in the fileds, keeping watch over their flocks by night, when lo .... no, that's not it, either.
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day when the New York Times said God is dead ant the war's begun ... no, that's not it.
JimRob would be the authoritative source. If, on the other hand, you enjoy being entertained by a random wiseass who occasionally says something funny, I live to serve.