ATTENTION ALL FREEPERS
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. THERE ARE SIMPLY TOO MANY THINGS SITTING AROUND UNATTENDED, THAT COULD, PERHAPS, CONCEIVABLE CONTAIN A BOMB, BE LINKED TO A BOMB, OR BE IN SOME OTHER WAY ASSOCIATED WITH BOMB LIKE DEVICES.
STAY BY YOUR PHONE AND CALL 911 IF YOU SEE THE FEDEX GUY DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR. IT COULD BE A BOMB.
OFFICIAL PANIC NOTIFICATION.
When the mushroom cloud goes up I hope it will be over your blue city.
Come back when you're old enough to ride the big people's roller coaster.
Do you think ( and I use that word loosely !) that there are no terrorists inside America, who haven't/wouldn't love to plant bombs all over this nation? Or don't you think that YOU are in trouble, because you live somewhere they won't hit?
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