Occidental College’s The Phallus covers a broad study on the relation “between the phallus and the penis, the meaning of the phallus, phallologocentrism, the lesbian phallus, the Jewish phallus, the Latino phallus, and the relation of the phallus and fetishism.”
I met a woman on a plane this year that took this course.
I asked her what she learned. She said that the American Indian has the largest phallus, while the American Jew has the hardest.
After talking a while, she said her name was Mary Ann Dross, and I introduced my self as "Tonto Goldfarb".