Its Christmas Break - Do You Know Where Your Kids Are? (Chuck Norris On Dangers To Kids Alert)

Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 12/18/2006 | Chuck Norris

[goldstategop]

Today, Chuck Norris writes about the off-line and on-line dangers your kids are exposed to - and how as parents you can keep them safe.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[MikefromOhio]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


:)

[Ronald ReaganROCKS]

my younger brother Wieland and I had so much fun during those blissful December retreats. Playing hide-and-go-seek, catching lizards....

then I would kick my brother in the face.

[Ronald ReaganROCKS]

Chuck Noriris IS a danger to kids.

[stylin19a]

Chuck Norris knows the last number of PI

[Killborn]

These facts are funny and all but Chuck Norris did write an excellent article.

Keep up the good work and please don't roundhouse kick me!

[rawcatslyentist]

>"Chuck Norris knows the last number of PI"

I'll guess it's a number between 0 and 9.

[little jeremiah]

I've got an idea, goldstate - how about starting a Chuck Norris ping list? If you start one, add my name!

I've had the flu so I haven't done much proper pinging, but I'm going to start pinging the moral absolutes list to Norris' articles.

[goldstategop]

Good idea!

Chuck Norris Ping List - join here... goldstategop

[Caipirabob]

I'd like on it, please.

Everyone, join this ping list or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face.

[durasell]

As popularity of new gaming devices soars, and parents cave to purchase them because of the peer pressure of consumer demand, very few will stop to consider what irreprehensible garbage lies in wait on the most seemingly docile-titled games.



irreprehensible

Chuck Norris is so tough, words can mean whatever he says they mean. Though he really should look into buying a dictionary and looking up the meanings of some of the words he uses.

[fzx12345]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Put me on the Chuck Norris ping list!

[al baby]

Chuck Norris could picnic in Fort Marcy park

[little jeremiah]

You did add me, yes?

Thanks!

[stainlessbanner]

plz add me to the CN ping list

[RockinRight]

When the bogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[MikefromOhio]

Heck yeah....

Chuck Norris caused the Big Bang too :)

[fredhead]

Please add me to the list, lest Chuck does me like he did Joe Piscopo in "Sidekicks".